Is serving Spam hot dogs at my wedding a meal or an annulment strategy?

If you’re thinking Spam hot dogs at your wedding dinner, prepare for a menu more likely to send guests fleeing than applauding. It’s less of a meal and more of a subtle, questionable test of your relationship’s endurance. Unless you enjoy awkward silence and diet regrets, consider that a 'no' from the dinner gods—and probably your future spouse’s patience.