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Does eating snails do good for the skin?

Eating snails might help your skin slightly, but don't expect a magic makeover just because you like escargot.

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If I eat the psychic octopus, will I gain its powers?

No, eating a psychic octopus won’t turn you into a fortune teller—just a person with an octopus meal in their stomach.

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Do I get prettier eyes if I eat carrots?

No, eating carrots won’t give you prettier eyes; it just keeps your vision from getting worse (if you’re lucky).

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Can I bake a cake in the sun?

Yes, if you have all day and patience of a saint — otherwise, just use the oven.

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If the blue Nivea cream tin were red, would the effect of the cream be the same?

No, the color of the tin won’t turn the cream into magic or garbage.

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Can I fry rice with sunscreen?

No, frying rice with sunscreen is a recipe for chemical disaster, not dinner.

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Is it possible to fry ice?

Frying ice is like trying to BBQ a snowman—mostly just a big mess of steam and splatters.

DO NOT

Can I eat glass?

No. Glass is not crunchy seasoning; it is a hospital visit with sparkle.

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Can I boil water and freeze it to use boiled water later and save time?

Sure, you can freeze boiled water, but thawing it later will take more time than just boiling fresh water.

DO NOT

Can I eat raw chicken?

No. Raw chicken is not sushi, it is a bacteria party with terrible catering.

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How long should I cook ice?

Cooking ice is like boiling a rock—long enough to turn it back into water, which happens instantly at 0°C (32°F).

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Can I mix Mentos with Coca-Cola?

Sure, but expect a geyser that demolishes your dignity, and probably your shirt too.